CALLING ALL DRAMA ATHLETES OR ATHLETIC SUPPORTERS!
Yes, I get the pun. I couldn't refuse it. Tomorrow, I am playing in the faculty game, which by the way, begins at 6:00 p.m. My team, comprised of coaches, faculty, and administration, has practiced a couple of times, and we're meeting again tomorrow at 4:00 to practice before the game.
Here's the problem. We know our offense really well, but we haven't had the chance to practice our defense since, essentially, we only have enough for one team. OK....here comes the favor. If you could stay tomorrow for an hour or so just to run some offensive plays, that would be so awesome. I'll show you what to do, where to go, etc. You don't have to have any athletic ability. Honestly, I just need some bodies moving just to make sure everyone knows who they are covering.
I know it's a lot to ask, but you know me....I don't like to lose. Thanks for at least considering. Your groveling teacher.
MjB
Here's the problem. We know our offense really well, but we haven't had the chance to practice our defense since, essentially, we only have enough for one team. OK....here comes the favor. If you could stay tomorrow for an hour or so just to run some offensive plays, that would be so awesome. I'll show you what to do, where to go, etc. You don't have to have any athletic ability. Honestly, I just need some bodies moving just to make sure everyone knows who they are covering.
I know it's a lot to ask, but you know me....I don't like to lose. Thanks for at least considering. Your groveling teacher.
MjB
posted by Mr. Bair at 7:39 PM
27 Comments:
I'm up for it (if you need me, of course).
Plus, I actually don't suck at football.
Well, I suck at football as well as hating it but I could stay after if you just need bodies.
I need bodies.
MjB
well, suppose we we raided the graveyard if all you need is bodies. would that work? we would have to first visit doctor frankenstein of course.
As the worst Football player in Boonsboro History but best in Backyard History and a knowledgeable genius on the sport and potential future head coach of the Los Angeles(wishful thinking) Rams I would delighted to take part in this activity.
Oh and Matt if you're going to dig for graves look for a "Walter Payton" and a "Johnny Unitas". I think a few rounds with these zombies will work out Bair's defense so much they'd be ready to take on the Dallas Cowboys...or not
The idea of being a tackling dummy to run defensive football plays doesn't sound very appealing to me.
"Tackling dummy" is not what I need. I need individuals who can "walk through" passing routes so that we can make sure we're on the same defensive page. There is no tackling.
MjB
WHAT IS GOING ON?
I'm sorry, I wouldn't have had a ride home if I stayed after.
Mr. Bair,
I've called your cell phone a couple times in the past week but haven't heard back. Did you change the number or are my messages not going through? Should I email/call the house phone instead?
I can stay after on Monday or Wednesday for the lights. Now I want to read Shelley's The Fortunes of Perkin Warbeck.
I can't be a body, but I came to ask if it was alright if me and Galen came to visit sometime this Monday.
Galen and I...
KYLE AND GALEN!!! AT ONE TIME!!! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!! OF COURSE YOU CAN VISIT!!!
Sarah....please visit today, but I must leave school by 1:30 this afternoon. Sorry...no internet at home.
MjB
HELP!!!! DID SOMEONE MOVE, HIDE, OR STEAL THE YELLOW CHANGE BAG FROM THE FIRST PERIOD FUNDRAISER????
MjB
Did you ever get my e-mail, Mr. Bair?
Is the trip to TOBY'S the 16th of October or the 16th of November?
of october...like 5 days away. anyone who is at all interested...
GET MONEY TO ME OR MR BAIR AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!!
The first 25 people with money will get to go. PLEASE BRING MONEY!!!
How many people have already paid?
not that many, I have three on my list and alora said there have been a few more, but not nearly 25
Ah I need to hurry!
here's the deal with Toby's.
Dress is semi-casual. Nice pants/skirt and a nice shirt. Please no sneakers or jeans.
Everyone needs to be at the school by 4:30 on Thursday, and you don't need to bring anything unless you'd like to do something on the bus.
Let someone know if you have any questions. :-)
Mr. Bair,
I am off Tuesday-Friday of next week, so if there are any days that you need a hand, I'd be glad to be there!
I just remembered. We didn't do puppets this year. Maybe it's because of what happened last year. I was disappointed that we didn't do Muppets.
I believe the puppets are supposed to be an every two years phenomenon, which is why in my four years of high school (3 in the program), we did it once.
Wow....such puppet conversation. Puppets are a Drama II process. Thus, they will appear in the spring of this year.
MjB
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