Film Camp Cancelled
Sorry Matt....the BOE won't let me run it with only one student. Instead, I get to teach summer school English for three weeks. Sigh....someone upstairs must be angry with me. You can retrieve your check in the school office. Sorry.
MjB
MjB
posted by Mr. Bair at 3:33 PM
73 Comments:
that sucks
i was most likely gona be able to do it but we just got back from camp
you going ot be in your room at all soon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo.......
why couldn't someone else do it?!?!??!!
Is there any chance of rescheduling it? or anything?
Thats mean. You should send them angry anonymous letters that smell bad. Fight mean with mean.
haha. kyle, you're silly
SOoooooo.... I got word that there were other people signed up for the camp but not from our school. Apparently some irresponsible administraters were to lazy to send the papers to boonsboro.
Now Im mad and bored
Where did you get that word?
MjB
P.S. How do you think I feel? Instead of film, I get to teach remedial English.
Why are you consistently punished with indifferent adolescents?
I'm expected to make them "different." Look at this group!
MjB
Instead of film camp, I get to shovel acrid goat crap in the sweltering heat. I think my job may be a little worse.
My mom stopped by the school to pick up my check and someone said a few kids had shown up for the camp because they were never informed it was canceled
Dear Mr. Bair,
I sure you'll be honored to know that you are the first person I've contacted to become a happy owner of a donated 1992 green Ford Tempo GL. (Muffler not included) Due to your frequent admiration, my family is offering this vehicle at no cost to you. Don't delay, act now.
My Dad bought me a brand new Chevy Cobalt!!!
Much love,
Lauren
Well, at least acrid goat crap doesn't get an attitude with you.
no, but the goats do. I had to shave some the other day and one kicked the razor into my hand and bloodied me.
On the other hand
I AM FILMING A WWII MOVIE THIS SATURDAY FROM 3:00-7:00. I NEED MALE EXTRAS AND/OR PERIOD PROPS/CLOTHES. IT WILL BE MUCH FUN. SEND ME A MESSAGE IF INTERESTED.
Wow....that's interesting Matt...both the goat crap and the kids "showing up." I am suffering, but I will admit...the goat crap is worse.
MjB
P.S. Lauren, a Chevy Cobalt....I thought your dad loved you? I appreciate the offer, and perhaps, it could be the Drama Car that Ryan always craved.
A Drama Mobile? Oh, no...
Herro fellow drama people
I need to know if anyone lives near the sheetz in boonsboro
signed with out written signiture
TJ
I thought about going, but...well...
Wow...I hope I don't have to shovel acrid goat crap in the sweltering heat when I get a job. Getting a job scares me. I'm worried I won't like it.
I had to let go of my dog the other day. My mom had to give him back to the shelter.
I don't live near the sheetz in boonsboro.
You shouldn't fight mean with mean. Give them flowers.Show them how much you care about their well-being. ask how their wife/husband is doing.
first of all, a drama mobile would be AWESOME!!!!
second, I don't live that far away from Sheetz TJ, what do you need?
Mr. Bair,
Could you please email me the email or tell me the address you use? My email is TheClash2201@aol.com.
Thank You!!
Sarah
I will need a ride from a person who lives near the sheetz in boonsboro to get to school next year
um...I might be able to do it, it'll depend, we can talk more about this later. also details as to where you're actually going to be would be good.
p.s. Jackie lives really really close to the sheetz, but i don't know if that's much help.
I have great password remembering tips. Use a 4-8 letter word, and 1-2 digit number. Make it easy to remember. Use something that reminds you of the website, or some common item. For the digit, use something like the number of siblings you have or your age. Example: Blogger's logo reminds me of a boat. So a good password would be boat16 (That is NOT my password for Blogger). Just helpful advice.
You don't live in one of those big houses near the sheetz, do you? With the traffic circles? I wonder what level income your parents are if you live there.
Quick! To the Drama Mobile! We need more screws! *Cue corny transition ditty*
thanx Mandy
IF ANYONE CAN ELSE CAN HELP PLEASE EMAIL ME @
www.ccaajjkk@yahoo.com
haha, tj, that's a funny email address.
Nevermind. Im postponing the filming tomorrow...again...I don't have enough people coming
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Drama Mobile...
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Thats the best idea I think I've ever heard of (besides, you know, all the other ones I say that to).
Nonetheless, sorry for your pain Mr. Bair. Teaching kids that already failed that class the same subject must be tedious and annoying.
Matt...you'll live :D.
I like goats.
Mr Bair
when would it be possible to get a computer?
Matt i would so rather deal with goats then watch my 2 sisters all day since skool let out i cant go anywhere!!! mom is down in flordia and jimmy works during the day so i get to take care of them by myself from when they wake up at 8 until 4 =-P i have found out i will NEVER deal with little kids! i have only gone down to my dads house 1 time this summer i go down there more during the skool year then now. i cant even go out durning the week its like i am on house arrest!! and on fridays and saturdays i have to be back no later than 10:30 (i am used to a later curefu) so i would SO rather deal with stinky goats
anyway Mr. Bair next year for cinam. when we do a music video can i do 'Because I Got High' by Afro Man? i would have to edit some words but i am just trying to pick out possible songs i mite do and i think if i do this song it would be really funny.
*Pe@ce Out*
Chey-Dawg
Mr.Bair, how much do you know about Dell Laptops?
30 minutes left to say this properly...yes...happy 4th of July! Their...mission complete.
Mr.Bair,
I'm Heather Hyslop, I am a Freshman coming into high school and I wanted to be in drama but I couldnt find you before school ended.
I know you are teaching summer school and I am in summer school, Is it possible for me to talk to you after summer school about Drama?
Please =]
Welcome! First we must disinfect your shoes for "foreign microbes and other contanimants"...
HEY EVERYONE!!
ummm, atleast it isn't elephant pooh.
A drama mobile!! ...If gas was free :) hehe
Mr. Bair, sorry film camp is cancelled. :( but just think, your students might actually learn english if you teach!!
Wow....I should really check this more often in the summer. Forgive me....the holiday was exhausting.
1. Matt, which computer do you want? Would you send me an e-mail to my home account please?
2. Miss Hyslop, I am teaching at North High. If you're there, feel free to stop. If not, let me know.
3. I know plenty about DELLS. What do you want to know? Who is this?
4. Did TJ solve his problems? Send me an e-mail TJ.
5. Cheyenne, no more ebonics please.
6. Happy 7th of July since I missed the 4th.
MjB
I am not North High, is there something we can arrange to talk to you?
maybe Im just blind, but I can't find any way to send an email through your home account.
i need de-eboniced again (if thas a word if not it is now) omgosh i got a L.D. from an Elvis impersinator at a yot club i turned like 8 shades of red cuz me nd my bff was like the only teens thurr n evry1 else was like 50 nd sum 80 yr old dude drug me on the dance floor it was crazy!! sum guy with a hair lip was hittin on steph nd yah it was insane but i finally got out of da house for like a min. i got Elvis's scarf tha he singed nd we got to go on da yot after the show we also hung out with this guy from Pantera (Terry Glaze) it was his high school band nd he dropped out. but then he told me n steph tha we would have jobs with him wen we turn 18 i was so happy
but ne way i got 2 peace out
*Pe@ce Out*
Cheyenne
I love Heather!!!! Dustin she's mine
I'm stumped. What's an L.D.? Limited Deficit?
L.D....hmm
-Lethal Dose
-Laser Diode
-Laserdisc
-Liberal Democracy
-a type of cigarette known as LD
-A Liberian Dollar
-Lucid Dreaming
...uh..."Long Distance Runaround" by "Yes"?
...I dont know either...
L.D
Lude Duck?
idk....
Yay! Im Loved!
Mr.Bair, this is Joey Basford, the problem is everytime I turn it on it starts off normally but it then goes to a blue screen saying something about pushing F8 to continue or something like that and thats as far it goes.
Nvm. but the point was tha i had lots of fun
Joe Joe, thas the blue screen of death! Mr. Bair told us how to fix it but i forget so dont worry he will help u
Sorry Mr. Bair just bein honest
he if u want to check out who the Elvis guy was his link is www.johnnyseaton.com (for an old man hes got it goin on)
*Pe@ce Out*
Chey-Dawg
What happens when you push F8? Also, post EXACTLY what it says please.
MjB
Alright Mr.Bair, it initally starts out normal "Dell" loading thing then goes to a black screen saying "We apoligize for the incoveniance, but Windows did not start successfully. A recent hardware or software change might have caused this". Then it goes to the Windows XP starting up page. Thats when the blue screen comes in and says,
"A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer
UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME
If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any Windows updates you might need.
If problems continue, disable or removie any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable componenets, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup options, and then select safe mode.
Technical Information:
***STOP: 0x000000ED (0x8232B868, 0xC0000006, 0x0000006, 0x00000000, 0x00000000)"
When I press F8 nothing happens and the computer just stays like that.
It looks like you could use a semester in cinematography. We learn all about this tpe of stuff.
And yes, I will be wanting the juggernaut. as usual.
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Joey,
At startup, do you hear a "clicking noise" or a hard "thump" of any kind? I think I know what it is, but I need a bit more information.
MjB
Yes I have heard such noises at startup
Ah, yes...
So, Blue Screen of Death, we meet again.
Yes, I remember you all too well.
Yes, we met before, in Windows95land?
Flashback
An error has occurred. To continue:
Press Enter to return to Windows, or press ESC to restart the computer. If you do this, all unsaved data will be erased. Press Enter to continue
*presses Enter, doesn't work, presses more, makes beeping sound, computer crashes*
This computer has crashed! Goodbye, fools!
No, now I can't play Count With Elmo anymore!
Yes, but I am much stronger than I was then.
So am I. I will stop at nothing until every computer in the world is crashed! And there is STILL nothing you can do to stop me!
Oh yeah? We'll just see about that! Hmm...maybe the Internet has the answer. I'll be right back.
That's right, fool! Run from what you fear! Come, my cousins Green Screen of Death, Black Screen of Death, and Red Ring of Death. Go forth and crash every computer and electronic system you can find! Hopefully, by the time he comes back, our mission will be complete!
Could we have a nap first, sir? We want to be fresh when we crash those computers!
Okay, fine. 30 minutes max.
And so, our (somewhat) brave hero is forced to navigate the treacherous and unpredictable Internet, in search of an answer to his problem. This might take a while. I'll go heat some leftover pizza.
To be continued...in our next episode, Pinwheel of Death, or Information Overload!
...
Tht was an inspiratonal story!
Mr.Bair Where could i talk to you about joining Drama?
Or when?
~Heather Hyslop
Joey,
Your hard drive is bad. You need to buy a new one. However, before doing that, do you have recovery discs for this computer? Is the computer something you bought directly from Dell? Sorry....I can advise you on a hard drive once you answer these questions, and I can help you install it.
MjB
Heather,
I don't know when I'll be at BHS again, but chances are that it will be next week. E-mail me at BairMic@wcboe.k12.md.us when you get a second.
MjB
Tha made me giggle
AHHHHHHHHHHH I MISS EVERYONE LIKE MAD CRAZY!!!!
Mr. Bair definately post when you'll be in your room again... i wanna try to stop by if i can before i move at the end of the month.
SPEAKING OF WHICH...
I am having a cook out on July 21 2008. My house. EVERYONE IS INVITED (especially the Bair Family). It will be the last event held aaat my current house and i would LOVE for everyone to come! PLEASE. Im not sure about times yet ill post again but yeah everyone put the date on your calenders.
MR BAIR MR BAIR MR BAIR I MISS YOU hehe :-)
That's sad that you're moving. Why are you moving?
Previously on Whatsitcalledicantrememberitsname...
Mwahahahahaha! I will crash every computer in the world! Not even YOU can stop me!
Really? I beg to differ! I just...don't know...your weakness...wait here for a minute, ok?
This is perfect! I will have the upper hand! Come. my minions, let us take advantage of this opportunity!
Yawn...we don't want to. Can we sleep first!
Oh, all right!
The story continues...
Our hero embarks on a quest to find the one true weakness of the BSOD. He hopes that the Internet will know.
I can't believe I have to embark on a quest to discover the one true weakness of BSOD. I hope the Internet will know. But the Internet is just so huge...Oh, I know! The one person who can help me find what I'm looking for!
20 minutes and 2 leftover pizza slices later...
Captain Google! Captain Google! I need your help!
What's that?
I need your help! Do you know how to defeat BSOD?
Sorry kid, can't help you right now. I'm busy fighting the evil Dr. Viacom.
You have infringed my intellectual property rights for the last time, Captain Google! My Lawsuitinator 3000 will obliterate you! Lawyers, attack!
Oh. Want me to help you?
Wait, I got it. *puts in his sidekick, Youtube Boy* There! HE'S the one you want!
Excellent! Now, tell my why you did it! If you do, we'll settle this out of court!
Captain Google, why?
Sorry, Youtube Boy, but your death and/or incapacitation will not be in vain! So tell me, what do you need?
I need to know how to defeat BSOD. Can you help me find the information I need?
Sure thing! Just hop aboard my Algorithmobile and I'll take you there in a flash! Now, set course for "Blue Screen of Death"! Engage! Feeling Lucky?
*zooms through cyberspace*
How 'bout Wikipedia? Let's stop here first.
Excuse me, I'm looking for-
BE QUIET!!
*whispering* Um, I need to find information on "Blue Screen Of Death"...
Yes, right over there. And don't shout!
Ah, here we go. It apparently occurs as a result of a fatal hardware error. We must decipher its technical information in order to find its cause and then use a debugger to find the problem. Well, I'm done here. Let's go back now.
Don't you wanna look elsewhere, though?
No, I completely understand it now. And I'm hungry. Let's eat! Fighting evil can wait.
Stay tuned for Part 3 of this exciting (we hope so) saga!
MOM'S HOME!!!! SUMMER STARTS!!!LOOK OUT!!! oh wait i forgot i have to get my wisdom teeth CUT of my head. its like one bad thing like watching the kids goes to another like getting my teeth cut out of my head. oh on then on top of that i cant go to came THIS YEAR SUCKS...!!!!!!!!!u finish it
darn this summer!!!!!!
when is school? save me from this...this...AHHHH SAVE ME FROM THIS TORMENT ( i am sure that is spelled wrong)
Ohhh....i cant wait to hear the rest of the story!!!!lol
school starts Aug.20th you only have 37 more days to wait!
Stay strong!
School over summer? ...theirs an eye opener.
Mr. Bair, did you get my e-mail?
(posting again hehe just in case)
I am having a cook out on July 21 2008. My house. EVERYONE IS INVITED (especially the Bair Family). It will be the last event held aaat my current house and i would LOVE for everyone to come! PLEASE. Im not sure about times yet ill post again but yeah everyone put the date on your calenders. Its at 5:00 pm. PLEASE COMEEEE
What's teh difference between a barbeque and a cookout?
hey everyone, Beth wanted me to let you know that her cookout/barbecue has been moved to the 28th. same time and same place, just a different day.
Ironic, I came to post saying I probably wouldnt have been able to come because of the day it was on. Too my surprise, the date changed as soon as i got ready to post that. Imagine that....
Nonetheless, I think I'll be able to show now.
haha yay kyle, i can tell the future so i knew you wouldnt be able to make it unless i moved dates hahaha. jk
hey Mr. Bair
I work with Andrew Lanzman, one of your previous students, he is graduating college this year and he said you where the only English teacher he has ever learned anything from. He also said you where his favorite :) alright, I just thought you should know that. I Hope you are having a nice summer :) *shrug*
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